Now wash your hands

[BrilloPad]

I don't think my willy is dirtier than the rest of me. Probably far less grim to take a wee than to scratch your head.

Why not do like Bagpuss did and send pictures onto one of the CUK female posters and let her decide....

[PurpleGorilla]

At JPM, a colleague saw someone go to a cubicle. Then walk straight out. And immediately over to the microwave.

After that I used wet wipes on the buttons before using them.

I also use paper towels to open/close toilet doors.

It leads to fewer colds.....

What tulip hole of an office was that which kept the microwave in the toilet!?!

[Paddy]

Pee is sterile. its the bit it comes out of that has the germs.

After being hospitalised several times with acute urine infections, being on an anibiotic intravenous drip, morphine drip, scanned, x-ray, and endoscopied with nurses watching I can assure you that nobody's urine is sterile.

[MrMarkyMark]

Cracked it in Japan

[Bee]

I also use paper towels to open/close toilet doors.

I do exacly the same.

[Big Blue Plymouth]

At JPM, a colleague saw someone go to a cubicle. Then walk straight out. And immediately over to the microwave.

After that I used wet wipes on the buttons before using them.

I also use paper towels to open/close toilet doors.

It leads to fewer colds.....

It's that nasty norovirus bug that I want to avoid.

I'm completely OCD during the winter months about such matters.

[BrilloPad]

It's that nasty norovirus bug that I want to avoid.

I'm completely CDOduring the winter months about such matters.

FTFY

All the letters must be in the right order....

[Bee]

What tulip hole of an office was that which kept the microwave in the toilet!?!

No, he went straight to the kitchen.

[northernladyuk]

Why not do like Bagpuss did and send pictures onto one of the CUK female posters and let her decide....

He'll have to ask his accountant first.

[northernladyuk]

No, he went straight to the kitchen.