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Now wash your hands
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Not just London, Snapped this at a bank site in Halfax
"why ride a vespa when you can push a lambretta?"
As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding; like the Roman, I seem to see "the River Tiber foaming with much blood."Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostMaybe the pool-side showers should have a waist-height nozzle too.Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostWorse than that, those that poo, leave the bog un-flushed with miles of paper and don't wash their hands (usually Bobs or Welsh).
And those religious ones who stand on the bog with the door open and crapComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat price can you put on cultural enrichment though?Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostGet used to it. plenty more bobs coming after the post Brexit trade deal with India that St. Teresa went grovelling for is concluded.Comment
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Plenty of bed wetter's on this thread.
Don't use Client Co's facilities, go prepared instead
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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On my last contract there was a permie who would leave a big puddle on the floor when he went to the loo. Clearly wasn't standing close enough to the urinal and just dribbled all over the place His shoes would be splattered with the stuff as he walked back into the office ..... frickin disgusting these permiesI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostThat's what happens when you flush without putting the toilet lid down.
(As proven by the Myth Busters...)
I think the DM are following cojak....Comment
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I see Storm Brillo has been blowing this morning.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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