Any young fit men out there?

[northernladyuk]

Wanted: space volunteers willing to lie in bed for two months – for €16,000

[MrMarkyMark]

The 24 successful candidates – fit and sporty males aged 20-45 who do not smoke, have no allergies and boast maximum body mass index of between 22 and 27 – will undergo a battery of tests for two weeks before and after spending two months in bed.

That rules MF out of the running, then

[shaunbhoy]

That rules MF out of the running, then

That and the fact that there is already more than enough debris floating aimlessly around in our galaxy without littering it further.

And we don't need anything else adversely affecting the lunar cycle.

[northernladyuk]

That rules MF out of the running, then

Shame really, as it would have aligned nicely with his current lifestyle:

men willing to eat and perform all bodily functions in bed for 60 days

[barrydidit]

That rules MF out of the running, then

Not happy bedfellows, those two words.

[MrMarkyMark]

Would have been happy to offer my services.

Unfortunately, my system is probably too contaminated for me to take part

It was nothing to do with the rate not been high enough

[d000hg]

My mental picture is all of them lying in one huge bed, like an 80s sit-com only with a lot more poo.

Sounds like hell.

[BrilloPad]

My mental picture is all of them lying in one huge bed, like an 80s sit-com only with a lot more poo.

Sounds like hell.

Or like the recent "Mutiny" Mutiny - All 4 where they try to recreate the Bligh voyage.

[NigelJK]

I thought MP was back.