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    #31
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    And this is the problem. You're pissed, and then you try to load a machine already full with wet washing.
    nah I don't do sloppy seconds like you

    You would have to be pretty drunk.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #32
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      nah I don't do sloppy seconds like you

      You would have to be pretty drunk.
      Are we talking minestrone levels?

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        #33
        Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
        Are we talking minestrone levels?
        probably for the washing machine.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #34
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Flip, when it comes to washing mashines Miele certainly has the name, and I planned to buy one soon.

          Would it not be possible just to permanently disable its stupid Internet connection somehow?

          Me too! I can't bear this internet white goods crap. I have got hands!
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #35
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Me too! I can't bear this internet white goods crap. I have got hands!
            You are seriously telling a forum full of IT contractors that you don't need your washing machine connected to the Internet because you have hands? With your reputation?

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              #36
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              You are seriously telling a forum full of IT contractors that you don't need your washing machine connected to the Internet because you have hands? With your reputation?

              My reputation....?
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #37
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                My reputation....?
                Has no-one thought of the consequences?
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  My reputation....?
                  Mary Christmas. The only CUKer to have ever had sex with another person.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                    You are seriously telling a forum full of IT contractors that you don't need your washing machine connected to the Internet because you have hands? With your reputation?
                    She'll know when the machine has finished because the nice feeling will stop.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #40
                      no wimmin & washing machine joke?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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