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    100% English

    Anyone else see this on monday night? Hysterical.......especially the munter that used to get all mawkish whenever she went to the place where King Harold died at Hastings, convinced that her family roots would be traced back to that very spot. Turned out she was of east european romany gypsy stock. She then threatened to sue the programme when they pointed this out to her. Brilliant!!


    100 per cent English

    Take eight people. All of them born in England. All of them white. All of them convinced they are 100% English. Convince them to provide a sample of their DNA. Then submit it to a series of state of the art DNA tests; and some of them will be in for a shock when they discover just how English they really are.

    "I was born in England. I was born English, my parents were English, my grandparents were English and their parents were English and it goes back and back, so I am English through and through," says comedian Danny Blue.

    A prime-minister's daughter, a peer of the realm, a tabloid journalist, a lawyer, a country lady, a trainee soldier, a stand-up comic and a woman who works in the fishing industry: all of them are convinced they come from solid Anglo-Saxon stock. With the help of cutting edge DNA analysis, 100% English reveals the secrets of their hidden origins which cover most of the globe.

    Lord Tebbit, Garry Bushell and Carol Thatcher are among the eight participants who have agreed to place their genetic make-up under the microscope. Art-critic and expert in British culture Andrew Graham-Dixon presents this enlightening exploration of what it means to be English.

    So confident are some of the participants of their genetic origins, they explain in great detail to Andrew what they believe makes someone truly English. For one country lady, you must be 'flaxen-haired' while Grimsby resident Nicola Hale says you must be able to trace your family back at least 1,000 years and pub comedian Danny Blue decrees that to claim to be truly English you can't have black skin.

    Uncovering the truth of their ancestry culminates in some surprising results as DNA testing reveals some of them to have Turkish, Ukrainian, African and even Chinese origins. Genealogical traces unearth potential links for some of the participants to notorious historical figures such as Genghis Khan and ethnic groups such as the Romany gypsies.

    With issues of ethnic and national identity foremost in Government policy and public thinking, 100% English challenges the core beliefs of those who believe they are archetypal Englishmen and women with fascinating results.
    Just goes to show what a mixed bag the English really are. Good old multicultural England. Huzzah and pip pip!
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

    #2
    Yeah best thing on Channel 4 in ages.
    Sola gratia

    Sola fide

    Soli Deo gloria

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      #3
      Chico is shaunbhoy.

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        #4
        Originally posted by shaunbhoy
        Anyone else see this on monday night? Hysterical.......especially the munter that used to get all mawkish whenever she went to the place where King Harold died at Hastings, convinced that her family roots would be traced back to that very spot. Turned out she was of east european romany gypsy stock. She then threatened to sue the programme when they pointed this out to her. Brilliant!!


        Just goes to show what a mixed bag the English really are. Good old multicultural England. Huzzah and pip pip!

        Yeah I saw the guy who sad Ian Wright couldn't be classed as English because he was black, and herefore defintel didn't decend from here...he had to get out the globe to see the plae HIS ancestors were from! Knacker.
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW
          Chico is shaunbhoy.
          Ouch ! (on shaunboy's behalf)

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            #6
            Let's face it other than the Welsh and the Scots most other inhabitants of the UK are fairly recent immigrants.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss
              Let's face it other than the Welsh and the Scots most other inhabitants of the UK are fairly recent immigrants.

              Yeah but thats the point - why does it matter?
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Uncovering the truth of their ancestry culminates in some surprising results as DNA testing reveals some of them to have Turkish, Ukrainian, African and even Chinese origins. Genealogical traces unearth potential links for some of the participants to notorious historical figures such as Genghis Khan
                That would be Tebbit I suppose.

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                  #9
                  Chico can't be Shaunbhoy.

                  Chico is an onanist and Shaunbhoy believes every sperm is sacred.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Churchill
                    Chico can't be Shaunbhoy.

                    Chico is an onanist and Shaunbhoy believes every sperm is sacred.
                    Question for you Spod - why did God kill Onan and his brother?
                    Sola gratia

                    Sola fide

                    Soli Deo gloria

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