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expat replied

16 November 2006, 12:13
Originally posted by Chico

For what lie are you accussing me of?

AtW, at this point you copy and paste the entire bible!
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expat replied

16 November 2006, 12:12
Originally posted by Chico

If Genesis is allegorical then whats the point? It would make no sense. However if it is literal truth then you better start repenting because you are going to be held to account for the way you have lived you life.

Not enough cases considered. What if it's simply false?
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Bagpuss replied

16 November 2006, 12:02
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You just read that article in GQ (or one of those man mags) the other week didn't you!

No it's just a known truism.
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EqualOpportunities replied

16 November 2006, 11:59
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You just read that article in GQ (or one of those man mags) the other week didn't you!

'Attitude', more likely...
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SallyAnne replied

16 November 2006, 11:58
Originally posted by Bagpuss

The reason I ask is, most religious fundamentalists have one thing in common. Sexual frustration, it makes you go mad, mad, mad, I tell you!!! argggh

You just read that article in GQ (or one of those man mags) the other week didn't you!
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Bagpuss replied

16 November 2006, 11:57
Originally posted by TonyEnglish

"Chico, have you ever had sex?"

Only with himself!

The reason he won't give an answer is that it is too hard to type with one hand

The reason I ask is, most religious fundamentalists have one thing in common. Sexual frustration, it makes you go mad, mad, mad, I tell you!!! argggh
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shaunbhoy replied

16 November 2006, 11:50
Originally posted by Chico

If Genesis is allegorical then whats the point? It would make no sense.

It doesn't make any sense you god-bothering numbskull. Now sod off and stop trying to hijack this thread with your mumbo-jumbo!
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BoredBloke replied

16 November 2006, 11:43
"Chico, have you ever had sex?"

Only with himself!

The reason he won't give an answer is that it is too hard to type with one hand
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Bagpuss replied

16 November 2006, 11:36
Originally posted by Chico

Wrong answer. If Genesis is allegorical then whats the point? It would make no sense. However if it is literal truth then you better start repenting because you are going to be held to account for the way you have lived you life. Anyway back to to the Onan and Er situation. Out of interest which of the sons of Jacob's would the eventual Messiah be descended from?

I thought Kirk exploded Genesis, bringing Spock back to life?
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snaw replied

16 November 2006, 11:35
Who gives a sh!t?

He'd be dead by now anyway.
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Chico replied

16 November 2006, 11:34
Originally posted by Churchill

No, He didn't. It is merely an allegorical tale.

Wrong answer. If Genesis is allegorical then whats the point? It would make no sense. However if it is literal truth then you better start repenting because you are going to be held to account for the way you have lived you life. Anyway back to to the Onan and Er situation. Out of interest which of the sons of Jacob's would the eventual Messiah be descended from?
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Churchill replied

16 November 2006, 11:29
Originally posted by Chico

So Spod did God kill him or not? A Yes or a NO will suffice.

No, He didn't. It is merely an allegorical tale.
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Bagpuss replied

16 November 2006, 11:27
Chico, have you ever had sex?
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Chico replied

16 November 2006, 11:26
So Spod did God kill him or not? A Yes or a NO will suffice.
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Cliphead replied

16 November 2006, 11:25
*Gets the popcorn out*
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