Shots outside parliament (parody thread)

[northernladyuk]

WHS. Should be Tequila.

May I ask your business at parliament sir?

Tequila!

[TestMangler]

Yeah, but that is because you are a DOB!!

Ex fucking-scuse me I most certainly am not !!

I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!

[MarillionFan]

Ex fucking-scuse me I most certainly am not !!

I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!

I always thought you were an hermaphrodite

[northernladyuk]

I always thought you were an hermaphrodite

Does that mean you will half bury him under the patio?

[MarillionFan]

Does that mean you will half bury him under the patio?

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child."

The woman worriedly asks, "What's wrong with it?"

The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different. It's a hermaphrodite."

The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite? What's that?"

The doctor replies, "It has both male and female features."

The woman looks relieved. "Oh, you mean it has a penis AND a brain?"

[Bee]

This is not funny.

Is this black British humor?

[LondonManc]

I'm still in shock. A Hyundai worth at least 19 grand. I can't believe it.

[SueEllen]

This is not funny.

Is this black British humor?

Nope. If a joke was made about the bomber that would be black humour.

In this case the joke is based on a stereotype that men only think with their penises.

[WTFH]

I'm still in shock. A Hyundai worth at least 19 grand. I can't believe it.

It had 18 grand of iPads in it that they couldn't get on a plane.

[NotAllThere]

This is not funny.

Is this black British humor?

No, this is black British humour.