Shots outside parliament (parody thread)

[LondonManc]

It is in poor taste, but that's no excuse for censorship.

That's never stopped NAT before.

[MarillionFan]

Very poor taste in my view.

WHS. Should be Tequila.

[BrilloPad]

The last person to enter politics with honourable intentions was Guy Fawkes.

[SueEllen]

The last person to enter politics with honourable intentions was Guy Fawkes.

But he had a plan unlike these f***ers.

[WTFH]

The last person to enter politics with honourable intentions was Guy Fawkes.

And every year the country celebrates his death, not the good he was trying to do.

[NotAllThere]

And every year the country celebrates his death, not the good he was trying to do.

Every year on the 5th November we celebrate the burning of a Catholic. That's how I explain it to foreigners. They look suitably shocked. What was originally celebrated though, was God's deliverance of the King and parliament from a Papal plot to overthrow the God ordained (or as the Pope saw it, the Satanically inspired) government of England.

[LondonManc]

Every year on the 5th November we celebrate the burning of a Catholic. That's how I explain it to foreigners. They look suitably shocked. What was originally celebrated though, was God's deliverance of the King and parliament from a Papal plot to overthrow the God ordained (or as the Pope saw it, the Satanically inspired) government of England.

You get odder by the day. But don't think that it's in a good way.

[SimonMac]

He gets a -1 from me, I'm afraid.

I don't think this thread is appropriate right now.

Please delete it.

sorry SM probably best to lose this one.

Very poor taste in my view.

Don't give them the anger they want. Focus on the amazing job done by the public and emergency services. Don't look at the apparent carnage, look at the people rushing towards the unknown to help others. Make the story about the resilience of London and its citizens. They want your anger, they want your fury - and they want you to focus it on anyone different from you. Don't hand them an easy victory.

[TestMangler]

You get odder by the day. But don't think that it's in a good way.

To be honest that's the first thing that NAT has ever said that I've liked and thought was witty.

[shaunbhoy]

To be honest that's the first thing that NAT has ever said that I've liked and thought was witty.

Yeah, but that is because you are a DOB!!