Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Your BMI result is:
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You are very obese and your health will benefit from specialist medical and dietary advice - especially before embarking on any kind of exercise regimen.
Heh heh, 27 stone midgets - what a circus that would make.
26.16. I need to lose a stone.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Which is a relief to all the fat English woman out there...Originally posted by Dobrapolish men no longer have to marry fat english women to work in the uk thank godIllegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Originally posted by Dobrapolish men no longer have to marry fat english women to work in the uk thank god
very good
The pope is a tard.Comment
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The first one said "givus a shag fat lass"Originally posted by SallyAnneI couldn't possibly comment...but I have been proposed to 3 times
The other said "have you got two bags?"
The last "I need more drink yet"The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by BagpussThe first one said "givus a shag fat lass"
The other said "have you got two bags?"
The last "I need more drink yet"
Not as funny.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Are you really a fat lass Sally?Originally posted by SallyAnneNot as funny.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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If you're around 5"7 you must be pushing 20 stone.
Mmmm, plumpers... go to the (not safe for work) plumpers dot com.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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A 5' 7" bird should be about half thatOriginally posted by hyperDIf you're around 5"7 you must be pushing 20 stone.
Mmmm, plumpers... go to the (not safe for work) plumpers dot com.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I'm 18 stone. and yes, you are geniuses, I should be a good 7 stone lighter. I did slim down to 11 stone a few years ago, but I just put it all back on again.
I've got a serious problem with food - i just cant gete enough of it, and it doesn't help that I'm the complete opposite of anerexic and always think I look slim and gorgeous when I look in the mirror.
I've got a nice personality...The pope is a tard.Comment
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