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    #51
    23.89
    Excellent. I'm obviously not drinking enough beer. Must go and rectify this immediately
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #52
      "Your BMI result is: 29.02, You are clearly very svelt, but big-boned"
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        #53
        Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
        "Your BMI result is: 29.02, You are clearly an utter porker - no wonder your lass only spends 6 months a year in the country"
        A bit harsh I thought!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #54
          Are you a fat lass Sally?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #55
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            Are you a fat lass Sally?

            I surely am - and pretty darn stunning with it
            The pope is a tard.

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              #56
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              A bit harsh I thought!
              But fair - she spends the other six months in traction...
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #57
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                I surely am - and pretty darn stunning with it
                It's starting to make sense now. On the bench inside watching TV, stuffing your face with pringles, flirting with IT geeks. Typical fat lass behaviour. I bet you boyfriend looks like Mr Muscle too (being last to get to the fridge)
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss
                  It's starting to make sense now. On the bench inside watching TV, stuffing your face with pringles, flirting with IT geeks. Typical fat lass behaviour. I bet you boyfriend looks like Mr Muscle too (being last to get to the fridge)

                  You've pretty much summed me up my furry friend!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    You've pretty much summed me up my furry friend!

                    Local Pizza Parlour on speed dial, wears lots of black. Doesn't eat that much, just has a thyroid problem and is big boned.

                    Still I'm sure there are some BBW lovers on here
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #60
                      27. My aim is to keep it under my age!!!!! So I'm cool

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