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    #61
    Originally posted by Weltchy
    27. My aim is to keep it under my age!!!!! So I'm cool
    So you will be dead sometime in your 40s
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #62
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      I surely am - and pretty darn stunning with it
      Not sure why but I've got this hideous mental picture of Vanessa Feltz in my mind and I can't get rid of it...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #63
        Originally posted by Bagpuss
        So you will be dead sometime in your 40s
        Either that or doubling as the goodyear blimp!!!!

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          #64
          Originally posted by Mordac
          Not sure why but I've got this hideous mental picture of Vanessa Feltz in my mind and I can't get rid of it...
          Could be worse. You could picture her smothered in baby lotion, whilst whipping you with a small red towel and mouthing the words, come on big boy!!!!

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            #65
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            Local Pizza Parlour on speed dial, wears lots of black. Doesn't eat that much, just has a thyroid problem and is big boned.

            Have we met?
            The pope is a tard.

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              #66
              Originally posted by Weltchy
              Could be worse. You could picture her smothered in baby lotion, whilst whipping you with a small red towel and mouthing the words, come on big boy!!!!
              Fat birds have to try that bit harder to please, if you get my drift.

              *Cough* So I've been told anyway...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #67
                All you boys have gone quiet now you sense Bella Embergism in SA
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Mordac
                  Fat birds have to try that bit harder to please, if you get my drift.

                  *Cough* So I've been told anyway...
                  I've heard that to, but never ever wanted to find out if it is true for myself.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Mordac
                    Fat birds have to try that bit harder to please, if you get my drift.

                    *Cough* So I've been told anyway...

                    I couldn't possibly comment...but I have been proposed to 3 times
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      I couldn't possibly comment...but I have been proposed to 3 times
                      How is Ray Charles these days?
                      Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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