Originally posted by Weltchy
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Originally posted by SallyAnneI surely am - and pretty darn stunning with itHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by BagpussSo you will be dead sometime in your 40sComment
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Originally posted by MordacNot sure why but I've got this hideous mental picture of Vanessa Feltz in my mind and I can't get rid of it...Comment
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Originally posted by BagpussLocal Pizza Parlour on speed dial, wears lots of black. Doesn't eat that much, just has a thyroid problem and is big boned.
Have we met?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by WeltchyCould be worse. You could picture her smothered in baby lotion, whilst whipping you with a small red towel and mouthing the words, come on big boy!!!!
*Cough* So I've been told anyway...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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All you boys have gone quiet now you sense Bella Embergism in SAThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by MordacFat birds have to try that bit harder to please, if you get my drift.
*Cough* So I've been told anyway...Comment
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Originally posted by MordacFat birds have to try that bit harder to please, if you get my drift.
*Cough* So I've been told anyway...
I couldn't possibly comment...but I have been proposed to 3 timesThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI couldn't possibly comment...but I have been proposed to 3 timesIllegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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