Originally posted by Weltchy
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So you will be dead sometime in your 40sThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Not sure why but I've got this hideous mental picture of Vanessa Feltz in my mind and I can't get rid of it...Originally posted by SallyAnneI surely am - and pretty darn stunning with it
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Either that or doubling as the goodyear blimp!!!!Originally posted by BagpussSo you will be dead sometime in your 40sComment
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Could be worse. You could picture her smothered in baby lotion, whilst whipping you with a small red towel and mouthing the words, come on big boy!!!!Originally posted by MordacNot sure why but I've got this hideous mental picture of Vanessa Feltz in my mind and I can't get rid of it...
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Originally posted by BagpussLocal Pizza Parlour on speed dial, wears lots of black. Doesn't eat that much, just has a thyroid problem and is big boned.
Have we met?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Fat birds have to try that bit harder to please, if you get my drift.Originally posted by WeltchyCould be worse. You could picture her smothered in baby lotion, whilst whipping you with a small red towel and mouthing the words, come on big boy!!!!
*Cough* So I've been told anyway...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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All you boys have gone quiet now you sense Bella Embergism in SA
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I've heard that to, but never ever wanted to find out if it is true for myself.Originally posted by MordacFat birds have to try that bit harder to please, if you get my drift.
*Cough* So I've been told anyway...
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Originally posted by MordacFat birds have to try that bit harder to please, if you get my drift.
*Cough* So I've been told anyway...
I couldn't possibly comment...but I have been proposed to 3 times
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How is Ray Charles these days?Originally posted by SallyAnneI couldn't possibly comment...but I have been proposed to 3 times
Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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