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I can and I have!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time -
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And that is the image of BernardCommon I'll carry with me as I leave for the pub ...Good evening, one and allOriginally posted by cojak'Course he can - it doesn't mean that anyone else turns up....
He stands in the drizzle yelling 'C'mon if you think yer hard enough!' into the dark and lonely night...Hard Brexit now!
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Fantastic idea: "Oi! Inside 2nd life, get yerself an avatar and meet me by the really wierd purple building on the southside of First Land!"Originally posted by realityhackI propose we all get registered and go to a bar on Second Life, and watch this.
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And if he chooses to be a 'furry', we can set fire to him!Originally posted by hyperDFantastic idea: "Oi! Inside 2nd life, get yerself an avatar and meet me by the really wierd purple building on the southside of First Land!"Comment
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I would but not gonna be here.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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just getting last post on alll threadsYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Ah yes, reminds me of Postal 2: suck a pipe of the good stuff, grab a petrol can, go to the disco, light can and throw it at the dancers on the floor, hear the screaming and watch the contortions, do the same with Gary Coleman. Avoid armed bouncers. Sick, sick, sick...Originally posted by realityhackAnd if he chooses to be a 'furry', we can set fire to him!
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While this solution worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the program, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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