Budget

[vetran]

John tidies up by sweeping all his tulip under his customer's bath so when his shoddy workmanship fails, his customer first has to clear all his tulip up before it can be rectified. Only now it's piss wet through. And under the feckin bath. Tax the bastard more, I say.

did he check your missus's plumbing as well?

[darmstadt]

And your mobile phone bill is going to be more when you go abroad: Chancellor slaps extra 20 per cent tax on using your mobile phone abroad | The Independent

Presumably this will mean:

(a) more people in the Daily Mail complaining that they didn't realise that downloading the latest dross has given them a humongous bill
(b) less chavvy selfies of girlies pouting at their phone whilst pissed in Benidorm

[d000hg]

Once we leave the EU 20% will be the good old days. When I was in Tokyo it was £1.50 per Mb or thereabouts, £1/min for calls, etc.

[RonBW]

(b) less chavvy selfies of girlies pouting at their phone whilst pissed in Benidorm

Only applies outside the EU at the moment

[LondonManc]

Once we leave the EU 20% will be the good old days. When I was in Tokyo it was £1.50 per Mb or thereabouts, £1/min for calls, etc.

Excellent, it should encourage more people to support British tourist locations.

[d000hg]

A fair point, encouraging people to stay home for holidays instead of flying abroad would keep money in.

[darmstadt]

Excellent, it should encourage more people to support British tourist locations.

Off to the seaside, yippee

[LondonManc]

Off to the seaside, yippee

Most of us have evolved from Blackpool, Clacton and Southend.

You're suggesting the equivalent of going to Los Angeles and staying in South Central.

[SueEllen]

Once we leave the EU 20% will be the good old days. When I was in Tokyo it was £1.50 per Mb or thereabouts, £1/min for calls, etc.

You mean the single market.

Feck my bank account doesn't charge fees inside the single market. Oh well it was good why it lasted....

[northernladyuk]

Excellent, it should encourage more people to support British tourist locations.

Dig for victory!