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[WTFH]

Need your help, I've had enough of the violent swings, she's running hot and cold, she's damaged the wall in the second bedroom, and I think she's cracked under the pressure.
Today I'm saying goodbye to the old boiler.


How many have you gone through, and have you any tips?

[vetran]

move out & give her the keys some other bloke will be round to operate it properly, don't try to use it after you leave as you will get burned.

[MarillionFan]

Need your help, I've had enough of the violent swings, she's running hot and cold, she's damaged the wall in the second bedroom, and I think she's cracked under the pressure.
Today I'm saying goodbye to the old boiler.


How many have you gone through, and have you any tips?

Oh I see what you've done there. You're trying to make out you're talking about your wife, but really it's about a boiler. That's really clever.

[MrMarkyMark]

Oh I see what you've done there. You're trying to make out you're talking about your wife, but really it's about a boiler. That's really clever.

Replace "she" with "he" and he could have been discussing you

[MarillionFan]

Replace "she" with "he" and he could have been discussing you

Did that make sense in your head?

[MrMarkyMark]

Did that make sense in your head?

Funny, it seems to make sense to others too

[vetran]

Funny, it seems to make sense to others too

he had you over the desk as well??

[MrMarkyMark]

he had you over the desk as well??

No......even with my battered lungs I outran him with ease

[MarillionFan]

he had you over the desk as well??

No......even with my battered lungs I outran him with ease

Normally you're there waiting ready for me.

They don't like it up 'em.

[MrMarkyMark]

Normally you're there waiting ready for me.

They don't like it up 'em.

That's not actually me, I put in a subbie at the very first instance

I would imagine your 2nd point would be fairly universal though