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Can't get any work done, Misses working from home.
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Have you tried sexual harassment? If it gets her to leave you alone, then that's a win. If it doesn't that's also a win.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
hah - I'm doing some stuff now that needs a bit of thinking and it's so easy to be distracted hence the number of posts on CUK right now.Originally posted by administrator View PostIt is a hard one to sort. It's worse when you are in the middle of typing something and you get disturbed. After shouting "Tappy tappy, think thinky." at the Mrs and kids several hundred times they now come in and hover behind me until I have finished typing. It's an improvement I guess.
Damn that's it im closing the browser, time to get thinking.Comment
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Get her dressed up in a pin stripe suit, hair up, glasses and heavy red lipstick. Sort her out on the office desk during a conference call a couple of times a day and everyone is happy. Winners are grinners.
Or does she work from home to give her a break from all those shenanigans?
Last edited by northernladuk; 24 February 2017, 10:51.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Obviously, there are upsides and downsides to every particular situationOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostGet her dressed up in a pin stripe suit, hair up, glasses and heavy red lipstick. Sort her out on the office desk during a conference call a couple of times a day and everyone is happy. Winners are grinners.
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Brings a new meaning to delivering productivity though the back door hey....Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostObviously, there are upsides and downsides to every particular situation
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Women just do that anyway.Originally posted by woohoo View PostI work from home but.... the misses has started to work from home a couple of days a week.
I get a running commentary on everything, the weather, the mail, the amount of mail, whats in my mail. I get lots of coffees but they are my only break, so now I don't even have an excuse to leave my desk.
I'm also being told that I'm not giving the dog enough attention. I'm also now the default IT support for her mac.
I've tried explaining to her that I'm working and it's similar to her walking in on a colleague and just talking to them.
What can i do?
(In the same boat - I share your pain.)His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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You've got a desk at woohoo's house? Sounds like my solution got a whole lot more fun!!!! Double entry bookeeping anyone?Originally posted by Mordac View Post(In the same boat - I share your pain.)'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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that's fine get a big one & build 2 offices by splitting it, sit a desk outside your door and fulfill your secretary fantasies.Originally posted by woohoo View PostI've looked into a manshack last month but the misses wants to share it.
I have a 5M*4m office and half is my workshop.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostBrings a new meaning to delivering productivity though the back door hey....
Indeed.
In addition, its the closest most on CUK will ever get to being a paid porn star
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you can get paid???Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostIndeed.
In addition, its the closest most on CUK will ever get to being a paid porn star

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