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I think he is a bit shy and modest, what he is actually saying is that he has the biggest penis on CUK and using it to good effect on his paid vacation.Originally posted by BR14 View PostAnd how big his cat's bolloks were
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Well, you actually don't know how close to the truth that has been over the last couple of years almost. But then again, you losers, what do you know? UK contracting is truly fu**ed up.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostI think he is a bit shy and modest, what he is actually saying is that he has the biggest penis on CUK and using it to good effect on his paid vacation.Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
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Of course if you failed in your UK contracting lark the entire UK contracting is a failureOriginally posted by Fred Bloggs View PostWell, you actually don't know how close to the truth that has been over the last couple of years almost. But then again, you losers, what do you know? UK contracting is truly fu**ed up.
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Now get back to that gin and tonic and don't forget to invoice for sunning on the beach
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Yeah. Miserable failure. That's why major league oil and gas companies keep calling me offering me astonishingly large sums of money to not retire. Certain signs of failure that, for sure. Never mind, I'll stick to the Pepsi Max thanks, no alcohol for me.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostOf course if you failed in your UK contracting lark the entire UK contracting is a failure
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Now get back to that gin and tonic and don't forget to invoice for sunning on the beach
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I'm still trying to work out why you're hanging around here with us losers.Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View PostYeah. Miserable failure. That's why major league oil and gas companies keep calling me offering me astonishingly large sums of money to not retire. Certain signs of failure that, for sure. Never mind, I'll stick to the Pepsi Max thanks, no alcohol for me.Comment
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I feel sorry for you and I'm trying to help you see that there is a better way. Though I am not entirely sure why I'm bothering. I guess it's because really I'm just thick.Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostI'm still trying to work out why you're hanging around here with us losers.Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
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But what if we want meaningful work, rather than doing nowt like you?Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View PostI feel sorry for you and I'm trying to help you see that there is a better way. Though I am not entirely sure why I'm bothering. I guess it's because really I'm just thick.Originally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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Well, you have to develop the Zen like art of having beautiful thoughts. After all, that's what these people are paying me for. What I know, not what I do. When a single beautiful thought can save a company hundreds of millions of dollars a year, I'm very cheap really.Originally posted by Bean View PostBut what if we want meaningful work, rather than doing nowt like you?Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
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That still wouldn't be doing meaningful work for at least >75% of the day (if previous posts are also to be believed), or have I missed something in your post?Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View PostWell, you have to develop the Zen like art of having beautiful thoughts. After all, that's what these people are paying me for. What I know, not what I do. When a single beautiful thought can save a company hundreds of millions of dollars a year, I'm very cheap really.Originally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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