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    What's the difference between God and Tony Blair?



    God doesn't think he's Tony Blair!
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    The younger ones are all trying to be Mayors like Mr Khan to escape the current Labour party.
    Expect some excruciating moments when the Manchester (forced) mayoral vote comes around. That nice Mr Osborn has been seen on TV saying how nice it is oop north.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NigelJK View Post
    Expect some excruciating moments when the Manchester (forced) mayoral vote comes around. That nice Mr Osborn has been seen on TV saying how nice it is oop north.
    Has he had one of those 'And I'll have some of your delicious looking guacamole on my chips moments yet?'
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NigelJK View Post
    That scrote keeps popping up in the (BBC) media spouting that same old rubbish as before. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
    I would piss on him if he wasn't on fire though.
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waldorf View Post
    What's the difference between God and Tony Blair?



    God doesn't think he's Tony Blair!
    Ahh the Middle East Peace Envoy who left more trouble and strife in the region that before he was appointed....
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    He seemed such a trustworthy looking young man though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    He seemed such a trustworthy looking young man though.


    Nice pic from his toilet trading days

    At least I believe a Linton Blair was convicted, although mysteriously all records went missing.

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    1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

    2. Low mortgage rates.

    3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

    4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

    5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

    6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

    7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

    8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

    9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

    10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

    11. 85,000 more nurses.

    12. 32,000 more doctors.

    13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

    14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

    15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

    16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

    17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

    18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

    19. Restored city-wide government to London.

    20. Record number of students in higher education.

    21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

    22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

    23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

    24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

    25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

    26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.

    27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.

    28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.

    29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.

    30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.

    31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.

    32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.

    33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.

    34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.

    35. Banned fox hunting.

    36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.

    37. Free TV licences for over-75s.

    38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.

    39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.

    40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.

    41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.

    42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.

    43. Free eye test for over 60s.

    44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.

    45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.

    46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.

    47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.

    48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.

    49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.

    50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost of Marius the Giraffe of the Internet Research Agency. View Post
    FTFY
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