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[MarillionFan]

Anyone planning a beach-combing trip to Norfolk, perchance?

Nah. But was thinking of popping down to Morecambe for a Chinese.

[original PM]

Nah. But was thinking of popping down to Morecambe for a Chinese.

Ba dum tsss

[Mordac]

Nah. But was thinking of popping down to Morecambe for a Chinese.

(Good to see you're still recycling all your old jokes )

[d000hg]

Is now banging their head against their door.

£50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches - BBC News

Oh look, £50M worth of cocaine is washed up on the beach and I'm the only person here at 5am in the morning walking my dog. I know I'll ring the police and wait for them to come and say thanks.

FFS.

Finders Keepers!!!!

I think you mind find selling 50m worth quite challenging. You'd end up dead or in prison.

[GJABS]

Says the man with a picture of his own personal drug smuggling plane as his avatar.

I'd be lying if I said the thought had never occurred to me (that and bringing in migrants from France), but no it would be too easy to get caught. You have to log every returning flight with customs, to allow them to turn up to check you out if they like.

[SueEllen]

I'd be lying if I said the thought had never occurred to me (that and bringing in migrants from France), but no it would be too easy to get caught. You have to log every returning flight with customs, to allow them to turn up to check you out if they like.

If you brought a child migrant and got caught we would have to start a free the "GJABS one" campaign....

[greenlake]

£50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches - BBC News

Oh look, £50M worth of cocaine is washed up on the beach and I'm the only person here at 5am in the morning walking my dog. I know I'll ring the police and wait for them to come and say thanks.

£50m? That's like....what....a single line....?

[northernladyuk]

I think you mind find selling 50m worth quite challenging. You'd end up dead or in prison.

We all end up dead or in prison.

[GJABS]

Reminds me of a Two Ronnies joke announcement: "Would the owner of a £50 million cocaine consignment please come to the lost property office, where a man who was smoking it has just been handed in.."

[DimPrawn]

Anyone planning a beach-combing trip to Norfolk, perchance?

I spotted a "larger than life" CUKker there earlier...