UK Veg shortage

[GB9]

Fact: In the summer of 1966, due to severe drought conditions in the Brazilian Rain Forest, wax for leg and bikini region hair removal became unavailable in Great Britain. Fashion models on London’s swinging Carnaby Street, desperate for a way to remove unsightly body hair, would buy the latest hit rock and roll 45s at record shops and melt the vinyl records to use as a substitute. Because of this the phrase “Hot Wax” became a slang term for a hit record.

We knew you had a use somewhere..........

[BrilloPad]

Police issue warning about dangers of black market iceberg lettuce

[DimPrawn]

Doomed!

[greenlake]

[DimPrawn]

Velly nice!

[teapot418]

Police issue warning about dangers of black market iceberg lettuce

https://brightonbulletin.com/2017/02...street-corner/

[greenlake]

I propose a Trump style ban on lettuce from the EU.

My BLT just won't taste the same without a piece of lettuce....

[WTFH]

My BLT just won't taste the same without a piece of lettuce....

Where's the tomato?

[greenlake]

Where's the tomato?

There it is....!

[NigelJK]

I suppose we could always plant some here, and once we exit the EU then the CAP won't effect us any more.