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The only culture in Rochdale is growing on the kebab shop walls.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostMulticultural you mean.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Noo! Noo!Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Chicken (v)indaloo anyone....?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostOh and this is why Trading Standards are so on to their hand hygiene in restaurants/takeaways
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...and you tinkle, please be neat and clean the seat.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle,Originally posted by darmstadt View Post...and you tinkle, please be neat and clean the seat.
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Oddly enough, after having not encountered this issue for some time, I have twice this week had to mop up a piss splattered bog seat lest I was spotted coming out of the trap and was assumed to be the culprit. Dirty fecking pikey bastards
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In Romania that would have been an improvement - they just had a hole in the floorOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostIf you have ever travelled on an Indian train, for an extensive distance, you never forget these

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