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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Ah, that is indeed a hole in the floor too, as I said earlier you can see the track whizzing past underneath you whilst you are on the job
    Yeah, but this was a hole like you would make with a hand saw rather than a one with dedicated 'facilities' around it...

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    In Romania that would have been an improvement - they just had a hole in the floor
    Ah, that is indeed a hole in the floor too, as I said earlier you can see the track whizzing past underneath you whilst you are on the job

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    If you have ever travelled on an Indian train, for an extensive distance, you never forget these

    In Romania that would have been an improvement - they just had a hole in the floor

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  • barrydidit
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    Oddly enough, after having not encountered this issue for some time, I have twice this week had to mop up a piss splattered bog seat lest I was spotted coming out of the trap and was assumed to be the culprit. Dirty fecking pikey bastards

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Please also flush you animals!

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    ...and you tinkle, please be neat and clean the seat.
    If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
    Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

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  • darmstadt
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    ...and you tinkle, please be neat and clean the seat.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Oh and this is why Trading Standards are so on to their hand hygiene in restaurants/takeaways
    Chicken (v)indaloo anyone....?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Noo! Noo!

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Multicultural you mean.
    The only culture in Rochdale is growing on the kebab shop walls.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Funny how those backwards northerners are more cosmopolitan:
    Squat toilets in Rochdale shopping centre - BBC News
    Multicultural you mean.

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  • LondonManc
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    Funny how those backwards northerners are more cosmopolitan:
    Squat toilets in Rochdale shopping centre - BBC News

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
    IME they know full well but prefer the 'traditional' method (with good reason).
    Not all of them do.

    Seriously. Have a read of this linky

    Edited to add: If you don't have a toilet how do you know what you are suppose to clean yourself with, and the correct way to use a European toilet. And about 45% of the population have/had/will have this problem linky
    Last edited by SueEllen; 26 January 2017, 16:07.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Now i didn't mention anything about Bobs did I. And you've all racially assumed that this is caused by our foreign IT friends who can't use the toilet properly. I would saying you're all being a bit racist.
    Really?

    In some other countries including European ones
    Last edited by SueEllen; 26 January 2017, 16:05.

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