The Official 'How Long will Trump be president for?'

[Eirikur]

If he does make a full term I'm sure the republicans will field some counter candidates in the primaries.

[LondonManc]

So everyone who is anti-Trump is a delicate millennial snowflake in your view? I think you might visit an optometrist to help you with your incredibly narrow vision.

No but if it keeps getting on your nipple ends, I'll carry on.

[AtW]

I hereby grant this thread the Official status

[d000hg]

No but if it keeps getting on your nipple ends, I'll carry on.

You don't need any encouragement to be an ass, don't pretend you're doing it on purpose.

[NickFitz]

John Goodman. Or am I confusing The West Wing with reality.

In Battlestar Galactica the Secretary for Education became President because everybody else in the line of succession had been killed by The Cylons. We can only hope.

Have you seen who he's appointed to Education? We might actually be better off with Trump

[Flashman]

[shaunbhoy]

I hereby grant this thread the Official status

Well THAT went downhill quickly!!

[northernladyuk]

I hereby grant this thread the Official status

In which case:

tulip-flinging gibbon to become emperor

tulip-flinging gibbon to become emperor
20-01-17


A SCREECHING, orange, tulip-flinging gibbon will be crowned ruler of the free world later today.

The ape, incapable of reasoned thought and prone to viciously attack humans, will be sworn in as US president on a Bible it could never read and will immediately attempt to eat.

Once President, the gibbon will urinate on Chief Justice Roberts, attack a female bystander and then defecate in its hands and throw it at the crowd while shrieking incoherently.

Susan Traherne, who came all the way from Nevada to see the ape, said: “At his rallies he leaps into the crowd and sexually assaults women, and boy if he does that today, wow. I hope he picks me.”

After the foaming-at-the-mouth gibbon is dragged off stage by its handlers, it will be shown into the White House and given the nuclear codes.