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Theresa May's Brexit Plan I Want, I Want, I Want
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Originally posted by A Brexiter View Post"Afternoon, Sir. Can we help?"
"Yeah - I want a better deal on my membership."
"OK, here's the best we can do."
"That's not good enough for me."
"Really? No-one else in the club has such a deal."
"Well, I don't like the paying and I don't like the rules. I don't like how we vote. You're all a dictator. I've decided - I'm leaving. I'm cancelling my membership."
"OK"
"But I still want access."
"Right. OK - we can sort out some partial access deal... but you'd need full membership for full access."
"Oh, so you want to punish me for not being a member, eh?!"
"No..."
"Yes, you're punishing me. You're just like a WWII prison guard beating me for trying to escape."
"Um, what? You're free to go..."
"You need me more than I need you!"
"Please go..."“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Now I know where I've been going wrong all along. I've stupidly been paying my tennis club dues for 5 years. Tomorrow I'm going to stop paying and demand free access to the courts and club house. Because I'm worth it.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNow I know where I've been going wrong all along.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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