Crazy things that put you off buying a house

[greenlake]

Sometimes, the incentives to buy persuade you to overlook the negative aspects....

[Pip in a Poke]

Can't stand kids, especially teens so would be no no to live near a family.

Can't stand chunts with motorbikes, noisy tw@ts.

Can't stand yapping dogs, ******* little bastards.

Can't stand noisy neighbours.

Can't stand areas with poor parking.

Can't stand overlooked gardens.

Can't stand anywhere near a school or school run.

Can't stand north facing gardens. Cold, damp and horrible for almost the whole year.


I have more on my list if anyone is interested.

Oh shoot. I'm looking at a property tomorrow whose address is School Lane.

Yappy mums in 4x4s blocking the road twice a day and the cacophony from the school yard the rest of the time.

At least I'm a single female so nobody will look at me as though I'm a predatory paedophile

Better have a longer look on street view.

[woohoo]

Families can't afford family homes. Maybe a HOMO will be your neighbour?

If you mean homosexual that would be great!

[greenlake]

Maybe a HOMO will be your neighbour?

D'oh....!!!

[NotAllThere]

You're you muppet

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

At least I'm a single harmless sockie masquerading as a female so nobody will look at me as though I'm a predatory paedophile

Better have a longer look on street view.

[fullyautomatix]

At least I'm a single MarkyMark's mate FLC's sockie masquerading as a female so nobody will look at me as though I'm a predatory paedophile
Better have a longer look on street view.

FTFY

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Completely wrong as per usual you sockie chump.
Think Phil Rouge, Plantswoman, Scroaty etc.

[eek]

In our case the need to turn right on to a main road not left.

while I would love to move from our current house the fact that most options would require me to turn right on to the main road rather than left just puts me off.

[tarbera]

A couple were viewing my house, I asked the pregnant girl when here baby was due as this room would make a good nursery.

I'm not pregnant she replied the fat girl