Maybe be a contractor and make sure you have enough room in front of your house for the postie to deliver you coke without scratching your car.
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Contractors don't help the help, lesson 1 at contractor school, are you a perm?Originally posted by WTFH View PostMaybe be a contractor and make sure you have enough room in front of your house for the postie to deliver you coke without scratching your car.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostMaybe be a contractor and make sure you have enough room in front of your house for the postie to deliver you coke without scratching your car.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Contractors don't have tiny houses that you have to squeeze past cars to get into.Originally posted by woohoo View PostContractors don't help the help, lesson 1 at contractor school, are you a perm?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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And proper contractors don't use a postie to deliver their gear, they use a personal courier service.Originally posted by WTFH View PostContractors don't have tiny houses that you have to squeeze past cars to get into.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Ah, the classless New Rich. Old Money know it's important to look after their staff.Originally posted by woohoo View PostContractors don't help the help, lesson 1 at contractor school, are you a perm?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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