The Great TV Licence Scam

[SlipTheJab]

I resemble that remark!!!

What, you look like an arse?

[northernladyuk]

I resemble that remark!!!

You resemble an Alabaman super-plus-size underwear model.

[shaunbhoy]

You resemble an Alabaman super-plus-size underwear model.

Don't diss me whilst I am on my charm offensive!!

[CoolCat]

Tax man does the same thing, demanding payments in advance of earnings based on their guess at how much you will earn that tax year. Complain to the revenue adjudicator is the only way to stop it.

[shaunbhoy]

Just had a missed call from the TV Licensing people.

Rang them back and finally got hold of a very pleasant young chap.

I explained to him just why I had cancelled the direct debit after the final payment and he was very understanding.

He cancelled the direct debit at their end too and I await my renewal reminder come June.

Sorted.

[shaunbhoy]

If I could be arsed, I'd cancel my direct debit too and go back to paying it in farthings at the post office.

I'm getting a nice little pile of threatening letters from them for the ZeitParents' house, which can not receive any televisual broadcasts due to the analogue transmissions being terminated.

I'm waiting for the oik to turn up so I can merrily tell him to feck orff and get off moi laaaaaaaaaand before I set the dogs on him.

I haven't got a dog though, so it's a bit of a bluff all in all.

I can lend you a dog....don't worry.

[NotAllThere]

I can lend you a dog....don't worry.

You shouldn't talk about your missus like that.

[shaunbhoy]

You shouldn't talk about your missus like that.

My missus is MUCH scarier than a mere dog!!