Christmas works drinks...

[SimonMac]

I wanted quantity discount.

If you're talking bulk speak to MF

[northernladyuk]

The question every is dying to ask but all are to polite is

Did he go up the Gary?

Does your mum know you're on the Internet?

[SimonMac]

The question every is dying to ask but all are to polite is

Did he go up the Gary?

Did she?!

[vetran]

Did she?!

I hadn't pegged Mrs SM for that

[FiveTimes]

The question every is dying to ask but all are to polite is

Did he go up the Gary?

Why am I thinking about Bad Santa "You ain't gonna tulip right for a week!"

[northernladyuk]

Of course. There was a security guard on reception at the hotel.

I hope you expensed the hotel.

[SimonMac]

I hope you expensed the hotel.

If she put her hand in her own pocket she wouldn't be in this situation in the first place

[barrydidit]

We have a potential candidate.
New to contracting

A bean counter? That really shouldn't have taken so long...

[BrilloPad]

It's been said I'm a grafter.

Just last night or before that?

[northernladyuk]

A bean counter? That really shouldn't have taken so long...

I didn't have MP stooping that low. Urban Dictionary: Milanese beans