Christmas works drinks...

[vetran]

Why am I thinking about Bad Santa "You ain't gonna tulip right for a week!"

experience?

[barrydidit]

I didn't have MP stooping that low. Urban Dictionary: Milanese beans

That wasn't the kind of bean I had in mind, no.

PS - did you really stash that UD entry there 6 years ago in anticipation of such a scenario?

[northernladuk]

Hopefully MP will post this on Mumsnet and we can watch some proper bants.

[vetran]

That wasn't the kind of bean I had in mind, no.

PS - did you really stash that UD entry there 6 years ago in anticipation of such a scenario?

Its been out before used on a certain tape changer.

[MaryPoppins]

I hope you expensed the hotel.

Of course not.

If she put her hand in her own pocket she wouldn't be in this situation in the first place

I think that's the first time you've ever made me laugh.

Just last night or before that?

Before that, I'm no quitter.

[SimonMac]

I think that's the first time you've ever made me laugh.

Yay!

What do I win?

[MaryPoppins]

Yay!

What do I win?

A small wry smile from me.

[northernladyuk]

A small wry smile from me.

And so it starts again.

[SimonMac]

A small wry smile from me.

Meh, I'll take it!

[vetran]

I think that's the first time you've ever made me laugh.

wait till you see him without his shorts.

OK Boys SM is out of the sweepstake!