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Man hurt in 'bumfire night' prank

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    #11
    Sounds like it wrecked him. Wrecked him...rectum...get it?

    /coat

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      #12
      Originally posted by BillHicksRIP
      Sounds like it wrecked him. Wrecked him...rectum...get it?

      /coat

      it was a decent attempt!
      The pope is a tard.

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        #13
        But were the burns caused by the rocket itself or the attempt to boost it's lauch speed by farting at the point of ignition?
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #14
          One way to blow his simple brains out!!!

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            #15
            Well I've just been out in Sunderland tonight and then general feeling was one of embarrassement and shame
            The pope is a tard.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Well I've just been out in Sunderland tonight and then general feeling was one of embarrassement and shame
              Don't talk tulipe. Why would the average joe be "shamed" or "embarrassed"?

              More likely laughing their arses off - those that still had one of course!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Churchill
                Don't talk tulipe. Why would the average joe be "shamed" or "embarrassed"?

                More likely laughing their arses off - those that still had one of course!
                Shamed and embarrassed for putting Sunderland on the "map" again!

                Lets look at what we've had lately....Wearside Jack, that lotto rapist eating in our Panda Buffet, a depressed 4 year old, and now a lad with a firework up his arse! Not mentioning the football.....

                Sunderland in general is a little ashamed right now!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #18
                  which way did he put it in?

                  If he put it pointy end in then he's lucky it didn't blow his brains out

                  If he put it in the other end how did he light it?

                  Either way only dumb-ass squadie could think it was a good idea to rectally-launch a firework...........................

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by ~Craig~
                    which way did he put it in?

                    If he put it pointy end in then he's lucky it didn't blow his brains out

                    If he put it in the other end how did he light it?

                    Either way only dumb-ass squadie could think it was a good idea to rectally-launch a firework...........................
                    its all due to defence cut-backs.
                    the army have been training squaddies for months in how to fire atw (anti tank weapons) from their rings. The anti aircraft, 'jizz shot' , is much more humerous.


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                      #20
                      There's a lot of it about

                      The first one is the best (worst?) by far, but you need an account to see it.

                      http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search

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