Reply to: Man hurt in 'bumfire night' prank

[Lucifer Box]

There's a lot of it about

The first one is the best (worst?) by far, but you need an account to see it.

http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search

[EternalOptimist]

which way did he put it in?

If he put it pointy end in then he's lucky it didn't blow his brains out

If he put it in the other end how did he light it?

Either way only dumb-ass squadie could think it was a good idea to rectally-launch a firework...........................

its all due to defence cut-backs.
the army have been training squaddies for months in how to fire atw (anti tank weapons) from their rings. The anti aircraft, 'jizz shot' , is much more humerous.

[~Craig~]

which way did he put it in?

If he put it pointy end in then he's lucky it didn't blow his brains out

If he put it in the other end how did he light it?

Either way only dumb-ass squadie could think it was a good idea to rectally-launch a firework...........................

[SallyAnne]

Don't talk tulipe. Why would the average joe be "shamed" or "embarrassed"?

More likely laughing their arses off - those that still had one of course!

Shamed and embarrassed for putting Sunderland on the "map" again!

Lets look at what we've had lately....Wearside Jack, that lotto rapist eating in our Panda Buffet, a depressed 4 year old, and now a lad with a firework up his arse! Not mentioning the football.....

Sunderland in general is a little ashamed right now!

[Churchill]

Well I've just been out in Sunderland tonight and then general feeling was one of embarrassement and shame

Don't talk tulipe. Why would the average joe be "shamed" or "embarrassed"?

More likely laughing their arses off - those that still had one of course!

[SallyAnne]

Well I've just been out in Sunderland tonight and then general feeling was one of embarrassement and shame

[Pig]

One way to blow his simple brains out!!!

[DaveB]

But were the burns caused by the rocket itself or the attempt to boost it's lauch speed by farting at the point of ignition?

[SallyAnne]

Sounds like it wrecked him. Wrecked him...rectum...get it?

/coat

it was a decent attempt!

[BillHicksRIP]

Sounds like it wrecked him. Wrecked him...rectum...get it?

/coat

[SallyAnne]

Why? Mordy's right

If the "cleaning of the gene pool" referred to those dense enough to stick a rocket (named after their football team) up their arse, then yes I agree.

[John Galt]

I'm annoyed I let this one slip by

Why? Mordy's right

[SallyAnne]

Another missed opportunity to clean up the shallow end of the gene pool...

I'm annoyed I let this one slip by

[hyperD]

He added: "This sort of thing is beyond belief. We have spent a long time working with the Government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

There you go - a classic example - ditch the HSE laws, adverts, save a stack load of cash and let mother nature do the rest. It's cheaper and more effective.

The liebour government and regulation != the natural world

[Pondlife]

FFS. I hope he gets a hefty bill from the ambulance service.