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But with no curries, no sex I'll bet it feels like 120 years.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostNo way is that guy 120. I'd say he's 80 at mostComment
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https://www.diplomacompany.in/Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostOne thing that is for sure about India: anything can be faked. And it usually is."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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There's lots of things I would like not to experience. AIDS, tarantulas in my bed, those rotted fermented herrings they eat in Scandinavia, turning vegan, drowning, most of the things that live in Australia, etc.Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostI don't want to go having never experienced all that life as to offerOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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More or less.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThat's a bit harsh on the Aussies. At least they speak English!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I would love to experience the Minogue sisters.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThat's a bit harsh on the Aussies. At least they speak English!
they can bring their own sheets if they want!
Kylie Minogue Bedding | Kylie Bedroom Range at House of FraserComment
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Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostSod that, I'm with Guy Martin on this one, "when your dead your dead" so fill your boots whilst your here, yes I don't want to shorten it by doing something stupid but equally I don't want to go having never experienced all that life as to offer
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