A big tulip makes all the difference.

[DimPrawn]

Much better now thanks.

[greenlake]

A big tulip makes all the difference.

Much better now thanks.

Ouch....!

[GJABS]

I hope you wiped it properly, with plenty of andrex. And washed your hands

[SueEllen]

I hope you wiped it properly, with plenty of andrex. And washed your hands

Extremely large turds can come out in one motion leaving no mess behind.

Depends on your diet.

[LondonManc]

Extremely large turds can come out in one motion leaving no mess behind.

Depends on your diet.

Should still wash their hands and they won't know about residue until they wipe anyway.

[PurpleGorilla]

Should still wash their hands and they won't know about residue until they wipe anyway.

Even a precision movement needs a little lubrication.

[BrilloPad]

I thought most days you downloaded your tulip to CUK.

[LondonManc]

Even a precision movement needs a little lubrication.

Of course, the perfect torpedo enters the water at the right angle at such a speed that it successfully navigates the u-bend, leaving you to wonder if you imagining its physical form and wondering if you simply farted instead.

[PurpleGorilla]

Of course, the perfect torpedo enters the water at the right angle at such a speed that it successfully navigates the u-bend, leaving you to wonder if you imagining its physical form and wondering if you simply farted instead.

A sheet or two of paper on the water surface helps mitigate splash back as the ship is launched.

[LondonManc]

A sheet or two of paper on the water surface helps mitigate splash back as the ship is launched.

But nowhere near as entertaining.