A big tulip makes all the difference.

[SueEllen]

[greenlake]

A sheet or two of paper on the water surface helps mitigate splash back as the ship is launched.

[LondonManc]

A sheet or two of paper on the water surface helps mitigate splash back as the ship is launched.

But nowhere near as entertaining.

[PurpleGorilla]

Of course, the perfect torpedo enters the water at the right angle at such a speed that it successfully navigates the u-bend, leaving you to wonder if you imagining its physical form and wondering if you simply farted instead.

A sheet or two of paper on the water surface helps mitigate splash back as the ship is launched.

[LondonManc]

Even a precision movement needs a little lubrication.

Of course, the perfect torpedo enters the water at the right angle at such a speed that it successfully navigates the u-bend, leaving you to wonder if you imagining its physical form and wondering if you simply farted instead.

[BrilloPad]

I thought most days you downloaded your tulip to CUK.

[PurpleGorilla]

Should still wash their hands and they won't know about residue until they wipe anyway.

Even a precision movement needs a little lubrication.

[LondonManc]

Extremely large turds can come out in one motion leaving no mess behind.

Depends on your diet.

Should still wash their hands and they won't know about residue until they wipe anyway.

[SueEllen]

I hope you wiped it properly, with plenty of andrex. And washed your hands

Extremely large turds can come out in one motion leaving no mess behind.

Depends on your diet.

[GJABS]

I hope you wiped it properly, with plenty of andrex. And washed your hands

[greenlake]

A big tulip makes all the difference.

Much better now thanks.

Ouch....!

[DimPrawn]

Much better now thanks.