A big tip makes all the difference

[northernladuk]

Tips for women: make sure the man you marry is as grown-up as you.

Hmm. Surely that would bring about the end of the human race in less than a generation if you stuck to that?

We are looking for facts, not the impossible!

[vetran]

Tiffani? Is that you?

what happened with the FTSE?

[vetran]

Tips for women: make sure the man you marry is as grown-up as you.

Nice sexist generalisation...

[WTFH]

A big tip makes all the difference

Here's another tip:
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

[WTFH]

Never let them see you bleed
Always have a means of escape.

[DimPrawn]

Never criticise someone, unless you've walked a mile in their shoes.




That way, when you do, you'll be a mile away, and you've got their shoes.

[LondonManc]

Tips for women: make sure the man you marry is as grown-up as you.

Good luck with that.

[TestMangler]

If the chain is still swinging, the seat will still be warm.

[shaunbhoy]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

[pjclarke]

Never stand up in a canoe.