Originally posted by zeitghost
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Where do the CUK females go?
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A dubious character if ever there was one, what with his crewmen, Master Bates, and Seaman StainsLife is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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Yep, Daleks have no shame (they do have a sharp fashion sense, however...)Originally posted by Emperor DalekI'll talk to anyone, me."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostBy the way, there was a nasty allegation in the local rag tonight (South Wales Evening Post, as printed in Gloucester) to the effect that your voice was produced by the same chap who did Captain Pugwash....
Nothing like a little "Ring Modulation" cue Firework up the arse post...Comment
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Are you really a geordie plumper? Or are you a makkem?Originally posted by SallyAnneWell that was a conversation stopper!Comment
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No, my voice was done by Mike Tucker from The Archers.Originally posted by zeitghostBy the way, there was a nasty allegation in the local rag tonight (South Wales Evening Post, as printed in Gloucester) to the effect that your voice was produced by the same chap who did Captain Pugwash....
Those junior Daleks were done by a right motley crew... Captain Pugwash, Zippy, Parker...Comment
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I'll have my dome buffed especially for you, Cojak.Originally posted by cojakYep, Daleks have no shame (they do have a sharp fashion sense, however...)Comment
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I've met Jacko and with her mouth I reckon she could suck a golfball through a straw......
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by stackpoleAre you really a geordie plumper? Or are you a makkem?
Im a goerdie plumper...but I live in Sunderland.The pope is a tard.Comment
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you've missed me haven't you prawny?! admit itOriginally posted by DimPrawnThey stumble across the site. Titillate the regulars then vanish.
Janey
Sandy
Rebecca
You name it, they're here, meet AtW, and then they're gone.....
I think I've just answered my own question.
"Well behaved women rarely make history"
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