Tesla showroom tmrw, Sephora for stuff for adolescent daughter, swifty in Tivoli, fly to UK, train to Leeds, German Market, kasewurst, home, unload three weeks worth of jizz, say hello to the Mrs, sleep...
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I'd question whether 2 of those are in the right order but I've met you so, well, carry on and enjoy
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1. Wait for the hangover to kick in
2. Do a couple of hours work
3. Take one of the ClientCo staff on a tour of the city (nice sunny morning so far)
4. Regret the amount I drank last night
5. Head out to Buff & the Roo.
6. Repeat 1,2 & 4 tomorrow.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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There's a couple of Slovakians could have helped you out there: https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...europe-trencin (extras also but at added costOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostNever happened. Couldn't bring myself to do it after seeing the Urban Dictionary definition. Also this digging marlarky looks like hard work and is going to ruin my suit so gonna get some cheap labour in.
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I've got a plumber coming to fix a blocked toilet. Most excitement I've had in years.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Your toilet has been blocked for years?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI've got a plumber coming to fix a blocked toilet. Most excitement I've had in years.Comment
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Don't put a link in otherwise the blocked toilet company will come on here and complain.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostYour toilet has been blocked for years?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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That's Greenlake's departmentOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostDon't put a link in otherwise the blocked toilet company will come on here and complain.
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FTFYOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostI've got a plumber coming to fix a blocked toilet. Most excrement I've had in years.
Me, I'm blowing leaves out of my yard. Again.....Comment
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