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    #11
    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Some people describe their kids as "gits". Free, not so much.
    FTFY
    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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      #12
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      Yes, but he has to hand the free gift over to the Official Receiver.
      is it you or MF receiving today then?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        Wow, I unfortunately know a bloke who'd love them (not me you bunch of cockwombles).
        Bronies is the collective noun

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BronyCon

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          #14
          Originally posted by redgiant View Post
          Bronies is the collective noun

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BronyCon
          I must admit LM had told me about this Brony thing before, bloody creepy if you ask me.
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            NSFW

            Must admit this is where my mind first went

            https://www.cpony.com/home/

            Ponyplay is a form of human animal role play that draws on multiple elements of BDSM and often includes both obvious (e.g. restraints, bits (type of gag), harnesses, etc.) and more subtle forms of domination and submission.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              NSFW

              Must admit this is where my mind first went

              https://www.cpony.com/home/






              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by redgiant View Post
                Bronies is the collective noun

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BronyCon
                It is indeed. I've been bored tulipless with his card-playing woes.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #18
                  This is the biggest swindle since all those "Free cash" ATM machines.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    This is the biggest swindle since all those "Free cash" ATM machines.
                    Not had a scandal like that since the adverts for, I kid you not, "quality used tyres". Mind you, I was driving through Cheetham Hill at the time!
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                      Just saw a magazine with a "free" gift attached. It's not a gift if it isn't free. Grr.

                      Free range eggs are not free. Masons aren’t free either.
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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