Savers Club

[mudskipper]

How do I stop the cold calls from these muppets?

They call constantly - weekdays and weekends. They will not supply me with an address to complain to.

[northernladuk]

I believe it's a company called Pumasource based in Mohali India.

Have you tried going round and giving them a jolly good telling off yet?

Looking at the number of people that have asked them to stop to no avail I don't think even getting an address to complain to is going to work anyway.

[vetran]

Rape alarm & towel.

Talk quietly, feign interest, put rape alarm next to mic, wrap in towel (so you don't hear it too loud) pull pin walk away.

They get the message.

[mudskipper]

Rape alarm & towel.

Talk quietly, feign interest, put rape alarm next to mic, wrap in towel (so you don't hear it too loud) pull pin walk away.

They get the message.

I could just play them my trombone

[vetran]

I could just play them my trombone

works ! especially if you are as musical as me, they will prefer the rape alarm!

[Old Greg]

Tell them that their call is very important to you and leave this on as some light music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFm7Q9-17w0

[vetran]

Tell them that their call is very important to you and leave this on as some light music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFm7Q9-17w0

your record collection must be fun!

[Old Greg]

your record collection must be fun!

I'm a fun kind of guy.

[_V_]

How do I stop the cold calls from these muppets?

They call constantly - weekdays and weekends. They will not supply me with an address to complain to.

Globalisation. It's all good.

[mudskipper]

I'm a fun kind of guy.

Much room for jokes here.