Agents - a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.....

[SlipTheJab]

I know it's been done a million times but I'm just fed up with a certain agency advertising the same fake job adverts again and again for CV farming.

In Intel's dystopian paradise I'm going to model the justice system on "Escape from New York" except using the Shetland Islands and provide the viewing public with monthly "The Running Man" episodes of reality TV where the pimps will get executed by fat men with chainsaws......

Hoaxleys, Regressive, Computer No Futures, my betting on one of the SThree lot?

[MrMarkyMark]

I've taken to spending my spare time knocking up fake CV's and repeatedly applying for the role with fake candidates. It's a bit like scam baiting....

You'll be even more gutted when one of your pseudonyms gets the role

[northernladuk]

NLUK is also way too optimistic for a Wednesday. A more appropriate riposte would have been "in other news it's raining".....

You know me, the happy go lucky, always cheerful cup half full type of guy.

[MrMarkyMark]

You know me, the happy go lucky, always cheerful cup half full type of guy.

There goes my bloody tea

[Bee]

There are agencies adverting the same roles for ages, a plague.

[northernladuk]

There are agencies adverting the same roles for ages, a plague.

At least they can string a sentence together that actually makes sense.

[Bee]

At least they can string a sentence together that actually makes sense.

At least they are more intelligent than you.

[Intel]

You know me, the happy go lucky, always cheerful cup half full type of guy.

You're ruining my morose day of writing documentation.......some of us enjoy being miserable old b*stards....

[DodgyAgent]

I know it's been done a million times but I'm just fed up with a certain agency advertising the same fake job adverts again and again for CV farming.

In Intel's dystopian paradise I'm going to model the justice system on "Escape from New York" except using the Shetland Islands and provide the viewing public with monthly "The Running Man" episodes of reality TV where the pimps will get executed by fat men with chainsaws......

In the realm of dishonesty in business we are amateurs

Fresh allegations Rolls-Royce was involved in corruption to land contracts

[MrMarkyMark]

There are agencies adverting the same roles for ages, a plague.

Not necessarily a plague.

In the UK roles can be on and off quicker than a hookers underwear.

Some public sector roles can be advertised for months before they are eventually filled. There can be various reasons for that, no budget signed off, agent getting the nod early / told to try and get some candidates together, candidates all being rejected so another round starts....etc...etc.