With Halloween tonight, I hope you have already had your CRB checks done before handing out sweeties to the trick or treaters....
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Of course, I have it on good authority that my laxative laced chocolate cookies went down a storm last yearOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWith Halloween tonight, I hope you have already had your CRB checks done before handing out sweeties to the trick or treaters....
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The kids thought the suppository jellies were nice tooOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOf course, I have it on good authority that my laxative laced chocolate cookies went down a storm last year
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Chocolate dipped Brussels sprouts, wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrappers ensures the wee c**ts don't come back next year.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostChocolate dipped Brussels sprouts, wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrappers ensures the wee c**ts come back next year and throw eggs at your front door.
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