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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Chocolate dipped Brussels sprouts, wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrappers ensures the wee c**ts come back next year and throw eggs at your front door.
    ftfy

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Chocolate dipped Brussels sprouts, wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrappers ensures the wee c**ts don't come back next year.
    I make onion toffee apples...

    Lots of good ideas here linky

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  • TestMangler
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    Chocolate dipped Brussels sprouts, wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrappers ensures the wee c**ts don't come back next year.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Of course, I have it on good authority that my laxative laced chocolate cookies went down a storm last year
    The kids thought the suppository jellies were nice too

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    With Halloween tonight, I hope you have already had your CRB checks done before handing out sweeties to the trick or treaters....
    Of course, I have it on good authority that my laxative laced chocolate cookies went down a storm last year

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic CRB checks

    CRB checks

    With Halloween tonight, I hope you have already had your CRB checks done before handing out sweeties to the trick or treaters....

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