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    CRB checks

    With Halloween tonight, I hope you have already had your CRB checks done before handing out sweeties to the trick or treaters....

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    With Halloween tonight, I hope you have already had your CRB checks done before handing out sweeties to the trick or treaters....
    Of course, I have it on good authority that my laxative laced chocolate cookies went down a storm last year
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      Of course, I have it on good authority that my laxative laced chocolate cookies went down a storm last year
      The kids thought the suppository jellies were nice too
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Chocolate dipped Brussels sprouts, wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrappers ensures the wee c**ts don't come back next year.
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Chocolate dipped Brussels sprouts, wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrappers ensures the wee c**ts don't come back next year.
          I make onion toffee apples...

          Lots of good ideas here linky
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            Chocolate dipped Brussels sprouts, wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrappers ensures the wee c**ts come back next year and throw eggs at your front door.
            ftfy

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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