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    Male contraceptive and stats

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/...ll-trial-shows

    The men, who were all in long-term relationships, relied on the drugs to prevent unplanned pregnancies - and the combination of hormones was found to be nearly 96% effective.

    Only four pregnancies occurred among partners of the 274 men.

    I make that 98.5% effective.
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    It could make it 100% effective - do they know for sure who the father is?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      It could also be less effective if their mistresses got knocked up but they didn't mention that

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        Does it make you grow moobs though?
        http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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          The old man was involved in a couple of clinical trials a few years back, what with his line of work. One type resulted in orgasms without emissions, which he didn't much care for. The other affected the flavour, which MF whined about and doubled his fee. Ended up costing me a fortune.

          The gender reassignment surgery has proved an excellent method of contraception.

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            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            The old man was involved in a couple of clinical trials a few years back, what with his line of work. One type resulted in orgasms without emissions, which he didn't much care for. The other affected the flavour, which MF whined about and doubled his fee. Ended up costing me a fortune.

            The gender reassignment surgery has proved an excellent method of contraception.
            Thought MF was not worried about the money anymore?
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              The best contraceptive is to get her to swallow
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Thought MF was not worried about the money anymore?
                If you've got none, you've got nothing to worry about.
                Has he blown all his redundancy money yet?
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  The best contraceptive is to get her to swallow
                  No offence mate, but that is so over the top and demeaning to women.

                  On the face works just as well, in contraceptive terms.
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    If you've got none, you've got nothing to worry about.
                    Has he blown all his redundancy money yet?
                    It is quite likely there wasn't any, I suspect gross misconduct was more likely the reason he had to leave
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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