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greenlake replied

28 October 2016, 19:46
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Male contraceptive and stats
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BigRed replied

28 October 2016, 14:40
Plan B up the spout

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vetran replied

28 October 2016, 12:46
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

which MF whined about and doubled his fee. Ended up costing me a fortune (£2.71 in 6 months)..

FTFY
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WTFH replied

28 October 2016, 12:36
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northernladyuk replied

28 October 2016, 10:16
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Indeed as does trap 2.

And castration.
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original PM replied

28 October 2016, 10:09
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

No offence mate, but that is so over the top and demeaning to women.

On the face works just as well, in contraceptive terms.

Indeed as does trap 2.
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LondonManc replied

28 October 2016, 09:46
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

If you've got none, you've got nothing to worry about.
Has he blown all his redundancy money yet?

You're asking, on this thread, if MF has blown his wad yet. Really?
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northernladyuk replied

28 October 2016, 09:34
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Thought MF was not worried about the money anymore?

He's certainly still on the game.
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MrMarkyMark replied

28 October 2016, 09:14
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

If you've got none, you've got nothing to worry about.
Has he blown all his redundancy money yet?

It is quite likely there wasn't any, I suspect gross misconduct was more likely the reason he had to leave
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TestMangler replied

28 October 2016, 09:13
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

The best contraceptive is to get her to swallow

No offence mate, but that is so over the top and demeaning to women.

On the face works just as well, in contraceptive terms.
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WTFH replied

28 October 2016, 09:09
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Thought MF was not worried about the money anymore?

If you've got none, you've got nothing to worry about.
Has he blown all his redundancy money yet?
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Paddy replied

28 October 2016, 09:08
The best contraceptive is to get her to swallow
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MrMarkyMark replied

28 October 2016, 09:04
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

The old man was involved in a couple of clinical trials a few years back, what with his line of work. One type resulted in orgasms without emissions, which he didn't much care for. The other affected the flavour, which MF whined about and doubled his fee. Ended up costing me a fortune.

The gender reassignment surgery has proved an excellent method of contraception.

Thought MF was not worried about the money anymore?
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northernladyuk replied

28 October 2016, 08:58
The old man was involved in a couple of clinical trials a few years back, what with his line of work. One type resulted in orgasms without emissions, which he didn't much care for. The other affected the flavour, which MF whined about and doubled his fee. Ended up costing me a fortune.

The gender reassignment surgery has proved an excellent method of contraception.
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PurpleGorilla replied

28 October 2016, 08:57
Does it make you grow moobs though?
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