New Macbook Pro

[scooterscot]

That should allow you real time decryption of GCHQ's I/O ports.

[_V_]

If anyone wants to learn about conic programming, I've produced a fascinating introduction video.

Enjoy.

[scooterscot]

Stochastic process using deterministic functions, what's the world coming to.

Probabilisitic problems are more vexing. And laptop and a copy of R is enough.

[eek]

My iPhone is 120,000,000 more powerful than the computer on board the Apollo craft than put man on the moon.

You're telling me you need a computer at least 12 times more powerful than my iphone to develop a webpage for topshop?

Ya all must have been off sick the day they taught karnaugh maps.

Um what do second order cone programming solver with barrier or concurrent algorithms have to do with a simple website?

[scooterscot]

Um what do second order cone programming solver with barrier or concurrent algorithms have to do with a simple website?

Isn't that what IT folks do? Make webpages and stuff...

[_V_]

Isn't that what IT folks do? Make webpages and stuff...

The clever ones, yes.

[DSF70]

6% discount with Ipse Member Advantages

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This would be a better laptop for me.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Asus-ROG-G7.../dp/B01AQ8G4SW

64gb RAM and a good GPU for CUDA work.

[cojak]

Actually, it's occurred to me that there'll be some good deals on the 'older' MBPs out there, so I'm off to get a bargain.

I can put off the Mac/PC debate for another 6 years...

[pr1]

This would be a better laptop for me.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Asus-ROG-G7.../dp/B01AQ8G4SW

64gb RAM and a good GPU for CUDA work.

US keyboard though