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How do you receive your director salary?

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    #11
    Originally posted by missinggreenfields View Post
    More like this



    Is that a Boris Bent Banana?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #12
      NLyUK does my accounting so she just lets me have some if I want it.

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        #13
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        NLyUK does my accounting so she just lets me have some if I want it.


        Deposits AND withdrawals?
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #14
          My company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.

          I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
          First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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            #15


            ...
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #16
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by _V_ View Post
                My company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.

                I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
                You just need to set course for the Dutch Antilles to take advantage of the Oude Joris Max 120 structure.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by _V_ View Post
                  My company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.

                  I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
                  I just pop downstairs to the kitchen and open up the fridge....

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                    #19
                    Every Thursday. Non sequential bills. From a man called Trevor. *taps nose*


                    qh
                    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                      *taps nose*
                      ....several times....

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