Easing off the bench

[Hobosapien]

...another which I am way overqualified for but is just down the road & I like the idea of something easy & local. I think my previous role is going to stop me from getting something bog standard...

Just do what others do where they undersell themselves by tailoring the CV for the specific role. If your skill set covers it then it's not really lying.

[greenlake]

I think I may apply to be a postman.

[SimonMac]

If only it were just one flight of stairs?

Due to morbid obesity a flight of stairs is three hours for him

[SueEllen]

Due to morbid obesity a flight of stairs is three hours for him

H&S init.

Means he doesn't 'ave to deliver cos stairs is dangerous.

[DieScum]

Why do you want to work? It is financial necessity or interest?

[jamesbrown]

anxiety attacks

In summary, you're on a park bench, easing yourself off, but a squirrel is causing performance anxiety. Am I right?

[vetran]

Due to morbid obesity a flight of stairs is three hours for him

whoosh

[Wilmslow]

In summary, you're on a park bench, easing yourself off, but a squirrel is causing performance anxiety. Am I right?

Anyone seen MF and Andy W in the same place at the same time?

[vetran]

Anyone seen MF and Andy W in the same place at the same time?

no but have seen their mothers together!

[LondonManc]

In summary, you're on a park bench, easing yourself off, but a squirrel is causing performance anxiety. Am I right?

The park bench has collapsed and the squirrel is anxious/