Tube chat?

[xoggoth]

I'd wear a badge saying "Miserable unsociable old bastard" but with my face I don't need to.

[Fronttoback]

I once was asked to stop smoking on the district line!

[GJABS]

Indeed some Londoner has started handing out badges telling people explicitly not to talk to them:

[mudskipper]

I'd wear a badge saying "Miserable unsociable old bastard" but with my face I don't need to.

Aww, you'd get a do-gooder thinking you need cheering up and coming to give you a pep talk.

[minestrone]

I like to expose myself on public transport.

That usually gets people talking.

[BrilloPad]

I like to expose myself on public transport.

That usually gets people talking.

"Has that man just been swimming in the sea?"

[greenlake]

I like to expose myself on public transport.

That usually gets people to move away.

FTFY.

[bobspud]

Its the ones that are making so much noise about not wanting to participate that need to be bullied into it.
London has lost its way. Everyday I watch swarms of morons press their noses up against their smart phones and completely ignore the world around them. Social media has got to be the ultimate oxymoron of this century. The millennial generation have been fooled into thinking that their community is a bunch of people on Facebook that they never see.

Add to the fact that nearly everyone has lost the ability to say please or thank you or relate to strangers with civility and you have a perfect storm of sheeple.

[Uncle Albert]

He's wearing shoes, what's the problem?

The problem is he's put his bag on the seat next to him. The selfish bastard.