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    #11
    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    And language:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5RSMRT3c8o

    (warning: portrait video )
    You wink to Eddie Izzard
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      70% of audience were from English speaking countries
      The rest were from Scotland.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #13
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        The rest were from Scotland.
        You should be on the stage!
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #14
          Jimmy Carr out Carr'd by a German. That proves that Germans do have a sense of humour. Though hitherto, I always thought it involved invading Poland.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Well quite. Why does anyone want Poland, even the Poles are desperate to live elsewhere.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              70% of audience were from English speaking countries
              But were they all humourless cunts like you ??
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #17
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                But were they all humourless cunts like you ??


                5655....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  But were they all humourless cunts like you ??
                  All things considered that's probably the closest you'll get to one tonight.
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                    All things considered that's probably the closest you'll get to one tonight.
                    Nah, he lives in scotland. Surrounded by 'em.

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