I keep the larger sums in a different account which I can transfer from in a matter of seconds... and my current account provider text me if I go overdrawn and give me until the end of the day as a grace period before charging any fees (maybe that's a rule in the UK these days?)
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostFrankly, I get nervous if my current account dips below five figures. A few hundred is what you carry in your wallet. Swiss culture is rather different!
Guy goes into a Swiss bank with a briefcase. He goes up to the teller.
Customer: (In a whisper) I'd like to open an account and I've got my initial deposit here.
Teller: No problem. How much would you like to pay in today?
Customer: (Still whispering) Four million francs*
Teller: Certainly sir. And by the way, there's no need to whisper. Poverty isn't shameful in Switzerland.
* (that's ~£3M)
Got the impression when in Zurich a couple of month ago the people found it expensive themselves. Hear plenty of stories of folks crossing into the German border to shop in Aldi or wherever.
It's great from a tax perspective.
Made the mistake of leaving my DE mobile on roaming. Data was €1 for 50KB, €50 credit got wiped off in seconds when I accidentally checked my e-mail.
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostGot the impression when in Zurich a couple of month ago the people found it expensive themselves. Hear plenty of stories of folks crossing into the German border to shop in Aldi or wherever.
After all the guests won't know it's from Aldi but the dog will."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by tarbera View PostSimple, put £150K on man city to beat Celtic tomorrow night, pick up £60K profit on Thursday morning and take a few weeks offComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostThe betting shops must have a limit, no?Comment
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Originally posted by missinggreenfields View PostLike that bet on Senegal v France?Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostGood tip. The idea of having several hundred thousand in my current account is rather scary! I think I've an account that has no debit card at all I use for intra-year savings so it could just go there.
Sigh.
Look - just transfer it over to me once you've paid it in, and I'll look after it for you.
Happy to help.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSigh.
Look - just transfer it over to me once you've paid it in, and I'll look after it for you.
Happy to help.
A great definition of real 1st world problems, there, from his statementThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSigh.
Look - just transfer it over to me once you've paid it in, and I'll look after it for you.
Happy to help.
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
A great definition of real 1st world problems, there, from his statementOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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