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    #31
    I keep the larger sums in a different account which I can transfer from in a matter of seconds... and my current account provider text me if I go overdrawn and give me until the end of the day as a grace period before charging any fees (maybe that's a rule in the UK these days?)
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #32
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Frankly, I get nervous if my current account dips below five figures. A few hundred is what you carry in your wallet. Swiss culture is rather different!

      Guy goes into a Swiss bank with a briefcase. He goes up to the teller.
      Customer: (In a whisper) I'd like to open an account and I've got my initial deposit here.
      Teller: No problem. How much would you like to pay in today?
      Customer: (Still whispering) Four million francs*
      Teller: Certainly sir. And by the way, there's no need to whisper. Poverty isn't shameful in Switzerland.



      * (that's ~£3M)

      Got the impression when in Zurich a couple of month ago the people found it expensive themselves. Hear plenty of stories of folks crossing into the German border to shop in Aldi or wherever.

      It's great from a tax perspective.

      Made the mistake of leaving my DE mobile on roaming. Data was €1 for 50KB , €50 credit got wiped off in seconds when I accidentally checked my e-mail.
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #33
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        Got the impression when in Zurich a couple of month ago the people found it expensive themselves. Hear plenty of stories of folks crossing into the German border to shop in Aldi or wherever.
        The reason rich people stay rich is they don't waste money on little things.

        After all the guests won't know it's from Aldi but the dog will.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #34
          Originally posted by tarbera View Post
          Simple, put £150K on man city to beat Celtic tomorrow night, pick up £60K profit on Thursday morning and take a few weeks off
          Like that bet on Senegal v France?

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            #35
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            The betting shops must have a limit, no?
            Can't you just nip downstairs and ask?

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              #36
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Can't you just nip downstairs and ask?


              Naughty Naughty

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                #37
                Originally posted by missinggreenfields View Post
                Like that bet on Senegal v France?
                Long memory and ex-PCG'er ?

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Good tip. The idea of having several hundred thousand in my current account is rather scary! I think I've an account that has no debit card at all I use for intra-year savings so it could just go there.


                  Sigh.


                  Look - just transfer it over to me once you've paid it in, and I'll look after it for you.


                  Happy to help.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Sigh.


                    Look - just transfer it over to me once you've paid it in, and I'll look after it for you.


                    Happy to help.


                    A great definition of real 1st world problems, there, from his statement
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Sigh.


                      Look - just transfer it over to me once you've paid it in, and I'll look after it for you.


                      Happy to help.
                      Sure darling. Just post your account details.

                      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post


                      A great definition of real 1st world problems, there, from his statement
                      So what? Just because something isn't life or death doesn't mean you don't need to sort it out.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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